
Subject: The sheep

There was a sheep farmer, whose ewe's kept refusing to breed with his
rams. So, he went to the vet to ask him what to do.
After listening to the problem, the vet replied, that there was only one
solution - he was going to have to f*ck them himself, to get them used
to it.

At first the farmer refused, but after the vet convinced him that
nothing else would start his sheep mating, he reluctantly agreed.
The vet instructed him to load his sheep into his truck, take them to
his farthest paddock, and give them all a jolly good rogering each. If
it had worked, the next morning the sheep would be jumping around.

So, the farmer went and bought some Velcro gloves, loaded the sheep into
the truck, took them to his farthest paddock, and gave each sheep a
solid f*cking.

After this, he was exhausted. He got home and went straight to sleep. He
woke up the next morning, looked out the window, and the sheep were just
standing there.

He called up the vet, and the vet replied that he must just have
stubborn sheep, and he had to go and do it again, but this time f*ck
them twice each.So, the farmer loaded all the sheep into the truck,
drove to the paddock, and screwed each sheep in turn, then f*cked them
all a second time each. After this, he drove home again, and went
straight to sleep. The next morning, he looked out the window, and the
sheep were just standing there again. Thoroughly pissed off, he called
the vet, to be told he had to do it again, only this time f*ck them all
three time each.

So, he loaded them all up into the truck, took them to the paddock, and
gave them all three jolly good bollockings each. He took them back to
the farm, and fell asleep.

The next morning, he was too tired to look out the window, so he told
his wife to look outside, and tell him what the sheep were doing.
So, she looked outside, and her mouth dropped open in surprise.
"What are they doing?" The farmer asked.
His wife replied "they've loaded themselves into the truck, and one's in
the front seat beeping the horn."
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